Thursday, February 4, 2010

Final Report

05/21/97
Moved into new address. So far, so good. Unpacking is slow-going; I can't be too loud, the downstairs neighbors are very suspicious of me, and I don't care to get off to a bad start. They are possibly Jewish—I cannot say for certain. They only poked their noses out when I began bringing in boxes. All in all, I think this place will be good for me. It's a quiet neighborhood.

05/22/97
Day 2 in new apartment. I got an early start on unpacking. Need to get those little wall adapters for power cables with ground prongs... at least this place has electricity at all. The previous tenant never had the power turned off... very suspicious. There is a grocery store on the corner, but I don't think I'll shop there. It seems too much of a community spirit there. I can shop at the super-mart on #### street. Returned to find a plate of brownies from my new neighbors down the hall, the "Pulsiphers". Took them inside but immediate disposed of them. Upon reflection, I should have just left them on the floor outside my door. I hope everyone isn't this friendly.

05/23/97
Basically Completely moved in, only to find I may have to move yet again: there is a man moving into a facing apartment across the street, one floor higher than mine. It is definitely not the same man as before. I noticed him last night while I was listening to my music (through headphones, obviously. Some of the other tenants here still don't know I've moved in.) When I suddenly felt the urge to look out my window. Sure enough, he was unloading boxes from the back of a Volvo 760. It is blue, I think it is an '83. I'm going on best guesses because I cannot, at this point, go to he library. At any rate, it seems to be burning oil (judging by the sooty back hatch, above the tailpipe). Back to New Guy: He only had one load of boxes. He then parked his car in the parking garage on ####, Which is still within view, he must not suspect I was watching. I turned off the lights in my apartment and "made my bed". I sat on the floor in the kitchen for about 3 hours and sure enough, he came to window and looked out. He is a tall man, probably in his 40's. He wears glasses. When the opportunity came, I moved to the bathroom. I will sleep here tonight.

05/24/97
Bright morning, loud in the streets. Monday. The New Guy gets an early start to his day. He left around 5:30AM. I am making plans to "one-up" him when he returns. First, I have to go shopping. Stockpile enough to last me 1 month. I will set up for surveillance on the roof. 6:36PM. Procured enough sustenance to last 3 weeks. New Guy arrived at about (exactly) 4:50PM. spent most of his time in the living area, he didn't draw back the curtains like he did last night. He left at 6:21PM. I continued to watch, in case he was trying to fake me out. Hopefully the next few days will establish a pattern that I may work around.

05/25/97
New Guy left his "home" at the same time today. Not surprised. I have made a cache of provisions and weapons, as well as a safe place to store my documents. I have an uneasy feeling about this New Guy. He seems so unconcerned.

05/26/97
If I must move again, I will leave everything here and start over completely. I will have to move further this time. I will disclose the new location as per enemy evasion protocol...

05/26/97
3120177 170111 017 1 111177 01774 12350120 1774 1773556935 117 969312 5003. 46113 12365017 70 83713113 1774 7617 111177 1776153 6 1770113 50017.

052797
57641179 0117 03 51947. 5617 51112111113 3012 680117 9 0645 1111740117 736111179 570537.

053097
51711671017 465 83501773 0359312673. 111177 76153 173553556124 177365111235 70 9123113177 569711123. 012117151179 7075 03 3711105 117 91239612671017.

060197
680117 70 56111 033 1774 7337 46170. 111177 74317 50175111773 46170 111174 *12310*

060397
5191713156177 7055 03 87000. 573391179

8 comments:

Eve said...

you are so freakin awesome.

Robert Anthony Pierce said...

435. 7375 1776153 7415 501773 86515. 111116 743 905.

Eve said...

"*12310*"? I still can't figure out what he's gonna eat his severed appendage with.

And I think 480117 should be 901179, right? Also, 7617 is actually 177617?

love it.

Robert Anthony Pierce said...

480117 should be 680117. 7617 is correct. Think spy terms. The 12310 is an acronym that stands for radio frequency I.d. or something. Yeah I had to ask on that one. Still not sure I get it....

GypsyKid said...

fixed typos. added easter eggs.

Ellen said...

This is fun. I still can't figure out what the radio frequency thing is about, tho.

And Robbie...I can't figure out 111116 or 905....

GypsyKid said...

Robbie is a Mexican.

michelle said...

I'm half jewish :-)